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Gods2Armys Application


Hi, my name is Shane Gilmore ([gods2armys]). I'm from the good ol' United States of America and I'm loving it up! I'm 18 years old soon to be 19 and I'm a damned hard worker when given the chance to help, so thus comes my application to help out where ever I can here on Elfpack.


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Knowledge of Elfpack

Yes I have a good knowledge of Elfpack and can handle everything about forums, polls and wiki pages. I also have a good knowledge of the uploading art rules


As for my knowledge of Wikis, I have made wikis and allso i have particapated in helping out friends wikis to:
- zombies members
- The Waffle Temple
- my love poems if you like read these
- gods2armys soundbite gallery
- down w/ the zombie
- Virgo People
- Candy Lovers' Members
- FMA rp
- FUSE MEMBERS
- FUSE V.I.P.'s
- the tripleets
- Toggery Donations

I also participate and comment regulary in some of the following wikis:
- Elfpack Poetry- Friendship&love Poetry
- Elfpack Poetry- Deep&Meaningful Poems
- Elfpack Daily Poem Submissions 5
- EG Dividers 3
- Art donation records
- Apply to the crew
- zoloftzantac's word of the day
- SoundBites
- Show us your Desktop
- Giffie-Pet Store

Other things I do here on Elfpack is donate poetry to Elfpack Poetry and I now have a full poets badge after donating 11 poems! I have also added quite a few EG dividers in the Art Donation records. that has given me the full Art badge for giving 31 EG dividers to EP. I hope to do alot more in the future. i plan to keep on doing both my art and my poetry in EP to help this place grow.


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English Skills

"Yes I can read and write in English" as it is my first language and as you can see my application is in perfect English


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My Goals

My goal here on Elfpack is to work hard and make this place even more fun and addictive than it already is. I mean come on I spend nearly 24-7 on this site


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What will I do as a crew member

As a crew member I will work my fingers to the bone typing and helping out anyone that needs my help even if it is just doing odd jobs that they want done.


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Working with Elfpackers

I am really easy to get along with so I shouldn't find it to hard to get along well with the other crew members. Plus patience is a virtue that we all must learn and I have a great deal of patience.


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The Final Word

This is my final word before I will let you decide to support me or not. I find this site incredibly fun and meeting new people is always a bonus when working on a site like this, so if I ever make it to council on day, I hope to make this site more fun than it has been for a long long time.


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Supporters!

If you think my application is any good and you think I should have a chance to help out more here on Elfpack then add your name!


1)[Lea_123]
2)[A Goodbye Is Better When its Forever]
3)[Redneck Heartbreaker]
4)[kittykittykitty] ~ good luck [gods2armys] :)
5)[Morningstar Rising] ~ Best of Luck my friend
6) [Wendy] Kittyx3 made it. You are next and then maybe me!
7) [¤♫♪Ģєήίε♫♪¤]
8)[Strawboy] good luck man, yer gonna need it
9)[DRACE] ~ I don't realy know you and I don't realy care, but goodluck all the same
10)[zoloftzantac] - I think it rocks that you want to help out
11)[W!ld KAT]-gotta show some love, good luck!!
12)[soo_almighty]- awww, my wittle pet chicken is all gwown up! *cries*..... S'UP [Wendy]!!! and [¤♫♪Ģєήίε♫♪¤] ^^
13)[Knights Queen] good luck bro i am here for u all the way
14)[My Sky's The Limit]
15)[Sweetie#1]
16)[Zero Avalon] You got hellcross to wish you luck if that aint impressive nothing is good luck man
17)[DragonicTunes]-Hope you get the job, good luck ^^
18)[chevyman] yeah ur bro is in tha house
19)[Chasity!]
20)[~*A Beautiful Baby Blue*~]

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2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: *STEALS THE NITRO GLYSIRIN STARTS DRINKING IT*

2006-07-23 [Strawboy]: DUDE! NITRO GLYSIRIN IS HIGHLY UNSTABLE! EVEN THE SLIGHTEST PRESSURE ON IT MAKES IT EX- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!*

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: i know that. thats why i drank it cuzz i like exploding things including imploding myself. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2006-07-23 [Strawboy]: ok, who volinteers to cleans gods2armys off the walls

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: i volinteer. :P

2006-07-23 [Strawboy]: wtf???? YOUR DEAD!!!!

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: oh yea right *CONTINUES TO BE DEAD*

2006-07-23 [Strawboy]: *throws two tonnes of C6 on him, just to be sure*

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: *LIGHTS A MATCH ON STOMHAC. HEHE I LOVE EXPLOSOVE DIENING^_^

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2006-07-23 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: BOO!!!

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: ...ok soooo not cleaning that up

2006-07-23 [Knights Queen]: hey u killed my bro

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: i did what

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: im dead ohno what a cruel world damnit it all to hell :P

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: um ya kinda head that comin

2006-07-23 [Knights Queen]: y did he have to kill my bro no i miss him now i want him back

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: ok then *uses a phoenix down on gods2army*

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: im alive yes thank you alot tidus

2006-07-23 [Knights Queen]: yay *runs and hugs my bro* u r back yay ^^

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: tidus?? dont play much final fantasy do you

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: lol i play it alot man all the time i love final fantasy LOL. hey says *HUGZ* your love brought me back yay

2006-07-23 [Knights Queen]: ya my bro is back

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: played the orginals??

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: i never got to i was to bussy at that time i was always playing 7 and 8 and 9 and 10

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: ive player nearly all and beat nearly all

2006-07-23 [Strawboy]: *activates limit break 'Sycthes of pain'. millions of scythes impale gods2armys*

2006-07-23 [gods2armys]: ACTIVATES QUADRA MAGIC DEALING FOUR LIGHTING ATTACKS IN EXTREME MODE TO [Strawboy]*. the summons buhamate LVL THREE TO DO HIS FINAL ATTACK* HA HA BEAT THAT [Hellcorss]

2006-07-23 [A Goodbye Is Better When its Forever]: WHAT THE HELL ARE YA"LL TALKING ABOUT!!!

2006-07-23 [Zero Avalon]: *summons a tornberri*

2006-07-24 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: BOO!!!

2006-07-24 [chevyman]: boo!!!!! oh im lost here

2006-07-24 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: hi ^^...its ok im lost too..so i randomly put boo all the time...lol..

2006-07-24 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: there talking about cocks...and shooting ppl...

2006-07-24 [gods2armys]: shoot the cock [chevyman] use your shotgun bro

2006-07-24 [A Goodbye Is Better When its Forever]: i am so cunfused.....MAGGIE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!?

2006-07-24 [gods2armys]: hmmmmm *_*

2006-07-24 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: blalallalala

2006-07-24 [Zero Avalon]: *confused*

2006-07-24 [Strawboy]: oh for *uses METEOR*

2006-07-24 [Zero Avalon]: *uses ulitma*

2006-07-24 [Strawboy]: [um metoer as in the one Sephiroth uses]

2006-07-24 [gods2armys]: *sommons knights of round times Four*

2006-07-25 [A Goodbye Is Better When its Forever]: ok i give up trying to understand this crap....

2006-07-25 [Zero Avalon]: *uses eden*

2006-07-26 [chevyman]: wtf i seriously am lost ya'll

2006-07-26 [chevyman]: if anyone wants to come to a word of reality come to down w/ the zombie

2006-07-27 [Strawboy]: huh

2006-07-27 [gods2armys]: lol hey man you advertized somthing we both made lol. ok im cool with that. ok party and XxX Zombie XxX] house LOL ^_^

2006-07-27 [Strawboy]: ....

2006-07-27 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: BOO!!

2006-07-27 [Strawboy]: ............

2006-07-27 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: blah...

2006-07-27 [gods2armys]: HAH

2006-07-27 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: hahblah!

2006-07-28 [Strawboy]: *runs over you two with a monster truck*

2006-07-28 [gods2armys]: ARG* that hurt man. *uses revive*

2006-07-28 [Strawboy]: *runs him over again and shoots the corpse*

2006-07-29 [A Goodbye Is Better When its Forever]: ..........**mumbles** freaks!.......*dee dee dee** what i didn't say anything?

2006-07-29 [gods2armys]: HA HA HA to bad you cant kill me cuzz im not a corpes i have alread died and came back a zombie chicken remeber. from earlier HEHE i win this round :P

2006-07-29 [Strawboy]: ...

2006-07-29 [gods2armys]: so now whatcha gonna do to me HA HA . i know how to beat myself but do you ???

2006-07-30 [chevyman]: yeah yeah beat ur self my bro

2006-07-30 [Strawboy]: weirdos

2006-08-01 [gods2armys]: hey hey you all lets keep my page alive here. for the last three days no one has said anything in my page and Wendys still got pepl talking like crazy. :( wheres my support. i feel sad now.

IF ANYONE LOVES ME THEY WILL STILL WRIGHT IN HERE ONCE IN AWHILE

2006-08-01 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: yea shane beat yourself!....bitch....jk...hi....

2006-08-02 [Zero Avalon]: lol fine i shall talk i will start like this *hooks dante to a rocket*

2006-08-02 [Strawboy]: oh ha ha *straps V2 intercontinental missile to athan and fires*

2006-08-02 [gods2armys]: yay peopl wanna still talk in my wiki boom shocka lacu :P

2006-08-02 [Strawboy]: ......what the

2006-08-02 [gods2armys]: F***

2006-08-02 [Strawboy]: yeah, exactly

2006-08-02 [gods2armys]: my teacher touched my no no :P

2006-08-02 [Strawboy]: o.......k

2006-08-02 [gods2armys]: and licked my shoe lace :P

2006-08-02 [Strawboy]: ..............right...um....uhhhhh

2006-08-02 [Zero Avalon]: AHHHHHHHH *flys into space*

2006-08-02 [gods2armys]: *shoots grapling hook at ankle* nah i think your staying down to earth with us :P

2006-08-02 [Zero Avalon]: FOOL! *leg rips off continues into space*

2006-08-02 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: ...

2006-08-03 [Strawboy]: oww that gotta hurt

2006-08-03 [gods2armys]: dude hes nuts. i wander whats in space that he cant get here :P. unless its space chicks with huge racks. i would ripp my leg off for that :P

2006-08-03 [Strawboy]: ...................

2006-08-03 [gods2armys]: damn is all i got to say for that friend of yours.

2006-08-03 [Strawboy]: the only problem i can see with your plan, NO OXYGEN IN SPACE!

2006-08-03 [gods2armys]: yea man *LETS GRAPPLE FALL TO THE GROUND* go ahead and fly up into space as fast you can. me and Hellcross will just watch you slowly sufficate yourself :P. ill et the popcorn :P

2006-08-04 [Zero Avalon]: hay whats that *convienently whering space mask* looks like mars..... oh crap *small explosion on mars surface*

2006-08-04 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: ...BOO...

2006-08-04 [Strawboy]: hey, is thata commet *commet crashes where athan landed*

2006-08-04 [Zero Avalon]: *quite hurt pehaps even dead*

2006-08-04 [gods2armys]: haha you died :P *KICKS HIM ON THE GROUND* YEP HE DEAD. or just sleeping realy damn good :P

2006-08-04 [Strawboy]: um, how did you get to mars so fast?

2006-08-04 [Zero Avalon]: OH! FOR FUCK SAKES CANT I EVEN DIE IN PIECE! *raises gun and starts firing into godsarmy till his face resembles mince*

2006-08-04 [gods2armys]: *steps over Athens dead body landing one foot down on his crotch while walking over to [Strawboy] HI its been awhile friend how are you. oh dont worry about athens hes sorta dead and alive :P or at least i think hes alive. i saw him pull out a gun and miss fires with it. i think it was a pellet gun. lol its a mere kids toy :P

2006-08-04 [Zero Avalon]: *looks at gods armys falling off face in horror*

2006-08-06 [Lea_123]: hey

2006-08-06 [gods2armys]: hey i miss ya all and hows my sweetie doing :)

2006-08-06 [Lea_123]: ur sweetie is ok i spose, hows my hun?

2006-08-06 [gods2armys]: ur huns happy ur happy and i got good news i have settled mine and [eyes of frost]'s dispute with [sinrose] the warden of EP and now were going to gt along on new terms :)

2006-08-07 [Zero Avalon]: sweet!

2006-08-07 [Strawboy]: oh god. keep the mushy stuff off a here

2006-08-07 [¤♫♪Ģєήίε♫♪¤]: xD omg. Funny.

2006-08-07 [gods2armys]: HAR HAR HAR :P

2006-08-08 [Strawboy]: im worrnin you

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: laalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalala

2006-08-08 [Strawboy]: huh?

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: laalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalala

2006-08-08 [Strawboy]: do that again and i hurt you

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: laalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalala

2006-08-08 [Strawboy]: um i watched scarface today *starts chainsaw*

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: ...hmmm...never seen it...r u talking to me??or am i missing something...??

2006-08-08 [Strawboy]: urge to kill...rising

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: ...IM SO CONFUSED...am i missing something????????someone else talk plz!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-08 [Strawboy]: RISING!

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: DAMNIT SOMEONE PLZ CLUE ME IN HERE....DAMN...and boy i know your not gonna touch me...so dont threaten me..bc im not scared at all..

2006-08-08 [Strawboy]: *putt putt pfffffffff-clink* aww shit outta gas

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: uhh huh thats waht i thought...

2006-08-08 [gods2armys]: haha LOL man if your going to take on [Redneck Heartbreaker] you better make sure you have the right stuff for the attack. shes alot stronger then she looks :P

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: i agree...lol...thanx

2006-08-08 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: laalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalalaalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalallalalalalaslallalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalala

2006-08-08 [gods2armys]: chicken?

2006-08-08 [Zero Avalon]: *Throws a grenade at gods2armys*

2006-08-09 [gods2armys]: *catches* hehe cool i got a granade UMMMM what should i do with it. *_*

2006-08-09 [Zero Avalon]: *grenade explodes oblidrating gods2army*

2006-08-09 [gods2armys]: wait man come on i already died once in my own application not again. oh o well :P

2006-08-09 [Zero Avalon]: Nobody ever throws away grenades anymore its all OOOOO a grenade then BAM!!!

2006-08-10 [gods2armys]: hmm ok you crazy me smart :P

2006-08-10 [Zero Avalon]: shut up you your exploded *kicks foot*

2006-08-10 [Strawboy]: *shoots athan lass cannon*

2006-08-10 [Zero Avalon]: WHa???

2006-08-10 [Strawboy]: A lass cannon. massive laser cannon from warhammer 40,000

2006-08-10 [gods2armys]: hmmmm. *ouch*

2006-08-10 [Zero Avalon]: ..ok people this is what happenens when corey starts playing a new game...

2006-08-11 [chevyman]: dang its just a game calm down that might hurt really

2006-08-11 [Zero Avalon]: *pain in real life*

2006-08-12 [Strawboy]: you think this is bad, i started usin the orks

2006-08-12 [chevyman]: ums YIKES *runs away*

2006-08-13 [Strawboy]: ok, who the hell was that guy

2006-08-13 [Zero Avalon]: no idea but you are frightnin people you dont even no lol

2006-08-13 [Strawboy]: i have that effect alot ^^

2006-08-13 [Zero Avalon]: lol ^^

2006-08-13 [Strawboy]: so, like, where is everyone?

2006-08-13 [chevyman]: hey im shane's bro and im just messing around no personality ppl

2006-08-14 [Strawboy]: ........?

2006-08-14 [chevyman]: c i told ya jk jk lol im lost honestly i dont kno wats ur talking about im just extremely bored

2006-08-14 [Strawboy]: i dont know what im talkin a bout either

2006-08-19 [gods2armys]: wait wait??? what are we all talking about omg what was this subject any who ???

2006-08-19 [Zero Avalon]: why am i here

2006-08-19 [gods2armys]: cuzz i love you and with out mine and your gay relationship it wouldnt work out between us :P

2006-08-19 [Zero Avalon]: *twitch* how bout we just say i got lost

2006-08-19 [gods2armys]: ok ill say you got lost imto my arms :P LOL IM A F***ING DUMBASS LOL :P

2006-08-19 [Zero Avalon]: hay do u play magic the gathering??

2006-08-19 [gods2armys]: yea i do well i have the cards still just no one to play anymore :(

2006-08-19 [Zero Avalon]: sweet go here then Athans Magic Deck

2006-08-19 [gods2armys]: oh ok lol ill
go

2006-08-20 [Strawboy]: .............

2006-08-20 [gods2armys]: ...............?????????????

2006-08-21 [Strawboy]: ................................

2006-08-21 [Zero Avalon]: what?? oh x106-Faith has been revamped check it

2006-08-21 [Strawboy]: *yawn*

2006-08-21 [Zero Avalon]: shut up you will get back into magic and ull beg me for help- begme i say!!!!

2006-08-21 [gods2armys]: ha ill own you all at old school magic HA

2006-08-21 [Zero Avalon]: yeh right bring it on man bring it on

2006-08-21 [gods2armys]: your going down my friend :P

2006-08-21 [Zero Avalon]: lol

2006-08-21 [gods2armys]: HE i think they should make magic the gathering a online game to play :(

2006-08-21 [Zero Avalon]: um dude you got 10 bucks lol http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=magic/magiconline

2006-08-29 [Redneck Heartbreaker]: yayyaa...i have no idea whats going on....but....HAPPY late BIRTHDAY to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yayayaya

2006-08-30 [Zero Avalon]: lol

2006-08-30 [gods2armys]: oh ohya lol i saw the cat thing saying it was your B-day happy B-day Maggie

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: *shoots gods2armys in head* speak english, cock bite

2006-08-31 [gods2armys]: sorry my bad :P i was typing that one way to fast :P

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: right, wheres my G11

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: *shoots dante* hmm ok after testing the 15 inch handgun is the most powerful.....but one shot only *gun falls apart*

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: *G11. 2100 rounds per minute. THATS 36 ROUNDS PER SECOND! AND ITS A REAL GUN!*

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: um you realise it cant hold that many rounds lol

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: its a 500 round clip

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: so you get 15 seconds of fire i could dodge that

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: ....let me put it this way, while the first bullet has left the barrel, another three are in the barrel, earning it the name 'metalstorm'

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: Yep i could block the bullets

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: no you could'nt

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: sheild....big one

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: armour peircing rounds

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: ill spurge a bit and buy adamantium

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: unless you can get in the next two seconds... *raises G11* your fuked

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: *raises adamantium sheild* good thing i prepair for shit like this

2006-08-31 [Strawboy]: *20 SAS troops suround athan, with G11s*

2006-08-31 [Zero Avalon]: *20 snipers shoot the sas with high power snipers*

2006-08-31 [gods2armys]: *stands behind [Strawboy]with dual ballers aimed at his head* now friend i hope you know these ballers are from the game hitman and if i shot you in the head. you wouldnt have it anymore and allso you would fly about 10 to 15 feeet from the force of the bullet sending you away :P. so think twice about starting a fight with our good comrad [Zero Avalon].

2006-09-01 [Strawboy]: oh fuck

2006-09-02 [Zero Avalon]: *has gun facing [Strawboy] face* drop the guns would you

2006-09-02 [Strawboy]: uh... it might be more time eficent if you got a big magnet

2006-09-02 [Zero Avalon]: Just do it

2006-09-02 [Strawboy]: *three hours later* bazokaa, nitrogen charges, c4 *yet another three hours later* throwing knives, warhead, frag grenades...

2006-09-02 [Zero Avalon]: come on what about your socks yet you havent emptied thoseof weapons

2006-09-02 [Strawboy]: those have a self desruct device in them

2006-09-02 [Zero Avalon]: cool

2006-09-02 [Strawboy]: so icant remove thewm

2006-09-02 [Zero Avalon]: .....*steps back a meter* ok remove them

2006-09-02 [Strawboy]: it holds a 20 kiloton nuclear warhead in it

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